Heinous Love and Romance. Chapter 1

Like clockwork, The Fucking of one's self is never ending. This is my witness to the only way humanly possible to explain the Dildo Chronicles. All of this takes place directly over the center of the Earth. What I am about to reveal to you is the destructive and dysfunctional aspects of love and romance. You can call this a true life love story. Two people meet, they realize they are attracted to each other, have sex, start going steady, considers the term "item". Now for the math. As natural as breathing, each person is in hiding, fronting per say. Affraid to reveal there true selves and most of the flaws involved. For females, this time of fronting usually lasts anywhere from six months to a year and a half, then she may feel confortable being the real her. Males on the other hand are a completly different story and may never quit fronting (a woman can fake an orgasam, a man can fake an entire relationship). If the man has a(best) male friend/s, behind the females back he will act macho, insensitive, bragadoccio, to prove to the guys that no woman is in control of his life. Behind there backs he will usually suck up to the female like a bitch. Most all guys want the hottest trophy female geneticly possible, when they aquire there property they change all aspects to wanting there female to be fat and ugly so no other man would think of looking at her. He usually knows for a fact that if his female is alone without him around to monitor her every move, if she comes in contact with any male or female for any reason, like magic his female becomes a total slut without any self control or shame and instantly ends up with another mans penis up inside his woman. He just knows it, cause he knows how he is when he is without his woman around and lives in in total fear of the same shit being pulled on him. Heres some more math. The female eventually becomes tired of the bullshit and somehow so does the best friend of all things. The female almost always ends up wanting to get with the understanding and compassionate best friend. Bam! they fuck, and fall helplessly in love, the heartbroken guy will allmost always blame his best friend for his woman leaving him. Denile becomes his true best friend.