Followers continue anomolus behavior. Chapter two.

Anomolus behavior patterns easily identify followers of the pipe. As I have mentioned previously the nocturnal nature does not mean that you see them only at night. Many are seen in the day and can be easily identified by none of them have a job or want to work, also by there abnormaly paper white palor contrasting heinous sores and scabs. They all consider themselves expert glass blowers and own a propane torch. Another tell tale sign is most obvious, you can smell them a mile away as they abandon all personal hygiene, never showers or bathes, black-rotten/few if any teeth, wears filthy clothes. Many will show no emotion on there face and have zombie like stare. Most commonly if they speak they say "can I borrow twenty dollars" or "how about ten dollars" or "come on just give me five dollars" usually the very first encounter. If by chance you give them as much as a quarter, they will seek you out in droves as each one tells others that you have money to give them. There is no way to stop the cycle of begging unless you leave the area forever. Never ever let even one of them in your house. They have the magical power to make anything dissapear and will return in droves even if told to never return, all hours of the day and night lurking around windows and doors. They are completly driven by the pipe. They will steal anything except food, it is worthless to them as they never eat. It is even worse to call the police on any of them as they are followers of the pipe as well and protectors of it's dominion. Another mysterious factor is that they are always fighting with each other being complete blood enemys one day and being buddies the next. They have a code that supports this mystery of duplicity that goes like "Got any shit?" And the bitter hated enemys become instantly as friends once more sharing the pipe together in private ritual. The pipe bonds it's followers in ways thats unexplainable and mysterious. To the legions of followers the pipe is God. I ask the questions "are they human?" if so"do they have a soul?" and this pipe they follow "how do they worship it as God" These are the unexplainable factors of the fucking ones self in the never ending saga, The Dildo Chronicles. Next chapter "heinous love and romance"